How dare he undermind my authority?

Yes, I am steaming right now................................

How dare my husband undermine my authority?

My son has been misbehaving in school all week and I spoke to him about his behavior ALL WEEK. Today I finally had enough, I now have a conference with the director of his school. Oh, did I forget to mention that my son goes to private school. Yes, I am struggling to put his behind in school and he is acting like a juvenile delinquent in preschool. YES, I SAID PRESCHOOL!

I do not do conference unless I request them, it is a bad sign when they request one.

Well needless to say I decided he needed to have a conversation with my belt. A beating was in the process of going down in my home. I really wanted to know why my son was acting out in school, so i proceeded to ask him what was going on and why was he acting up. I was at it for a good 30 minutes with no good response but.......because.......I misbehave because.........I did not say that.......I do not want to be in kindergarten anymore.......and the list goes on.

My husband decided that while I am giving my spanking and trying to get answers that he was just going to interrupt me and send my son to take a bath. HOW DARE HE UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY IN FRONT OF MY SON? HOW DARE HE MAKE MY SON THINK THAT HE CAN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER HE WANTS AND IT WILL BE OK? HOW DARE HIM MAKE MY SON THINK THAT I AM WEAK AND THAT HE CAN UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY? WELL LADIES I AM STEAMING MAD AS HELL RIGHT NOW.

I WANT TO GET INTO AN ALL OUT ARGUMENT WITH MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW THAT I CAN SMELL IT. I WANT TO TELL HIM "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

Please someone tell me how to deal with this situation before I loose my mind.